Tag Archives: Jets

New Year’s Resolutions Are Hell

“Thanks again for your help today,” I said with a wink as I slapped my guest on the leg. The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and raised an eyebrow.  “I have no idea what you mean.” The Devilish … Continue reading

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Rex Ryan Channels Poe To Inspire Jets For Game Against Ravens

Flamboyant NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan, looking to get his team back on track after a blowout loss last Sunday in Buffalo, has once again taken extreme measures to pump up his team for today’s game versus the Baltimore … Continue reading

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Satan Gives Jets Pep Talk Before Showdown With Saints

Rex Ryan is pulling out the big guns for the Jets’ big showdown today with the New Orleans Saints. Team sources have confirmed that The Devil was brought in to give Gang Green a rousing pep talk before they took … Continue reading

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Sometimes An Angry Run Is All You Need

You might have noticed, Modern Philosophers, that it’s been a while since I’ve written one of my delightful posts about my love/hate relationship with running. That’s because the hate side has been winning decisively of late, and I hadn’t put … Continue reading

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