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Waiter, There’s A Monkey In My Soup!

Posted on August 18, 2019 by Austin

As I was mowing the lawn this morning, Modern Philosophers, I got to thinking about how much I hated the task.  Then I wondered how anyone could possibly choose to mow lawns for a living. Shortly thereafter,  I remembered that … Continue reading →

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Trump: Santa’s Elves Stealing American Jobs

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Austin

I think there’s an excellent chance that President Elect Trump was the Grinch or Ebeneezer Scrooge in a previous life, Modern Philosophers. I say this because today, Trump spoke out against a minority that had, to this point, escaped his … Continue reading →

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Labor Day Special: My Least Favorite Jobs

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Austin

In honor of Labor Day, I thought I’d compile a list of my least favorite jobs. To be honest, I’m not a real fan of any job that isn’t a writing gig, but there were some that I’ve just hated … Continue reading →

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Headless Horseman Seeks Personal Assistant

Posted on October 15, 2013 by Austin

“You will be my eyes and ears.  Serious inquiries only!” The Modern Philosopher’s Classifieds have their first job listing.  When I returned to The House on the Hill after a long day away from writing, I was surprised to find … Continue reading →

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