Tag Archives: Joe Biden

The Last Ride of the Crazy Train

Posted on January 17, 2021 by Austin

Holly watched in pained amusement as Aaron gyrated in front of the bench on his side of the slushy, snowy path. If she had to guess, she would have said that her best friend thought he was dancing, but it … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Treason With A Capital Trump

Posted on January 9, 2021 by Austin

It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

President Elect Biden Names Santa Claus Postmaster General

Posted on December 5, 2020 by Austin

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Modern Philosophers. Today, President Elect Joe Biden added to the overall Ho Ho Ho vibe in the country by asking Santa Claus to serve as his Postmaster General. “It was an easy … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

President Biden…This Is The Way

Posted on November 8, 2020 by Austin

It was an unseasonably warm November day in Maine as they sat along the waterfront. As always, they were on benches on opposite sides of the path with their masks at the ready.  It might have been a gorgeous Autumn … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner

Posted on November 7, 2020 by Austin

After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale.  I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

The Patron Saint of Election Day

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Austin

Holly sipped her coffee, and then smiled over at Aaron, before returning her mask to the ready position. Aaron nodded from his bench on his side of the path.  “Looks like you survived Halloween and the couple’s costume conundrum relatively … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

I Voted! Did It Work???

Posted on October 17, 2020 by Austin

I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Can The Rejects Come Over After School?

Posted on October 4, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The 200th episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, and we have sent Danny to The Smithsonian to commemorate this milestone event. The folks at The Smithsonian didn’t ask for Danny.  The … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Is Joe Just “Biden” His Time?

Posted on August 6, 2015 by Austin

As the 200 or so Republican Presidential Candidates gather in Cleveland for tonight’s first debate, this Modern Philosopher met with his most trusted political advisers. The question that weighed most heavily on my mind was one that should be on … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Austin

Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments