Tag Archives: Joe Biden

President Biden…This Is The Way

It was an unseasonably warm November day in Maine as they sat along the waterfront. As always, they were on benches on opposite sides of the path with their masks at the ready.  It might have been a gorgeous Autumn … Continue reading

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Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner

After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale.  I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading

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The Patron Saint of Election Day

Holly sipped her coffee, and then smiled over at Aaron, before returning her mask to the ready position. Aaron nodded from his bench on his side of the path.  “Looks like you survived Halloween and the couple’s costume conundrum relatively … Continue reading

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I Voted! Did It Work???

I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading

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Can The Rejects Come Over After School?

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The 200th episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, and we have sent Danny to The Smithsonian to commemorate this milestone event. The folks at The Smithsonian didn’t ask for Danny.  The … Continue reading

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Is Joe Just “Biden” His Time?

As the 200 or so Republican Presidential Candidates gather in Cleveland for tonight’s first debate, this Modern Philosopher met with his most trusted political advisers. The question that weighed most heavily on my mind was one that should be on … Continue reading

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Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday

Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading

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Joe Biden To Work At Maine High School As Part Of ABC’s “Vice Swap” Reality Series

Joanie Cordova has been the Vice Principal at Brewer High School for fifteen years.  Next month, she’ll be heading to the White House for her fifteen minutes of fame! She will be appearing in the first episode of ABC’s new … Continue reading

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Vice President Accidentally Tweets Nuke Codes; Luckily No One Follows Him

The White House had a lot of explaining to do, Modern Philosophers, after Vice President Joe Biden accidentally tweeted Top Secret nuclear launch codes earlier this afternoon. Luckily, all of Biden’s Twitter followers are fake accounts set up by White … Continue reading

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