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Tag Archives: Joe Biden
The Last Ride of the Crazy Train
Holly watched in pained amusement as Aaron gyrated in front of the bench on his side of the slushy, snowy path. If she had to guess, she would have said that her best friend thought he was dancing, but it … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, Inauguration Day, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, poitics, Sarcasm, satire, short story, transition of power
7 Comments
Treason With A Capital Trump
It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Capitol riots, God Bless America, healing, insurrection, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, traitors, treason, Trump, US Capitol
16 Comments
President Elect Biden Names Santa Claus Postmaster General
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Modern Philosophers. Today, President Elect Joe Biden added to the overall Ho Ho Ho vibe in the country by asking Santa Claus to serve as his Postmaster General. “It was an easy … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Joe Biden, Politics, postmaster general, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
14 Comments
President Biden…This Is The Way
It was an unseasonably warm November day in Maine as they sat along the waterfront. As always, they were on benches on opposite sides of the path with their masks at the ready. It might have been a gorgeous Autumn … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing, The Mandalorian
4 Comments
Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire
5 Comments
The Patron Saint of Election Day
Holly sipped her coffee, and then smiled over at Aaron, before returning her mask to the ready position. Aaron nodded from his bench on his side of the path. “Looks like you survived Halloween and the couple’s costume conundrum relatively … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Election Day, flash fiction, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing
7 Comments
I Voted! Did It Work???
I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged absentee ballots, democracy, Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vote
6 Comments
Can The Rejects Come Over After School?
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The 200th episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, and we have sent Danny to The Smithsonian to commemorate this milestone event. The folks at The Smithsonian didn’t ask for Danny. The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged 200th episode, Danny Cashman, Humor, Joe Biden, Maine, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Politics, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
8 Comments
Is Joe Just “Biden” His Time?
As the 200 or so Republican Presidential Candidates gather in Cleveland for tonight’s first debate, this Modern Philosopher met with his most trusted political advisers. The question that weighed most heavily on my mind was one that should be on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Harry Potter, Joe Biden, Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republican Debates, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday
Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, new holiday, Politics, President Obama, Sarcasm, satire, Vice President, Vice Presidents' Day, White House
11 Comments