Tag Archives: Jogging

My Third Straight Day With The Runs…I Mean…Going For A Run

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Austin

I don’t know what’s gotten into me, Modern Philosophers!  It must be this beautiful Spring weather we’re experiencing up here in Maine.  For the third straight day, I put on my Running Toga, and went for a run. Sure, my … Continue reading →

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Well, It Is Shorts Weather, And The World Deserves A Glimpse Of My Legs…

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Austin

Spring is officially here, Modern Philosophers!  I know this because today’s post is coming to you live from the front porch of The House on the Hill, where I am basking in the sun’s warm glow.  I’ve looked up and … Continue reading →

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Slowly & Steadily Running From Winter

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Austin

Today, Modern Philosophers, was the first full day of Spring.  I don’t know about you, but I woke up to find snow on the ground.  The lingering leftovers from the blizzard of Tuesday and Wednesday made my world look more … Continue reading →

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Using My Inside Legs: Surrendering to the Siren’s Song of the Treadmill

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Austin

I have to admit it, Modern Philosophers, I am weak.  I hang my head and must declare myself unworthy of my running toga.  All because I couldn’t stay strong strong.  Because I couldn’t resist. I finally gave in to the … Continue reading →

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How Far Do I Need To Run To Start Burning Off My Psychoses?

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Austin

Last week, I received an email from a running website called Worldwide Running, asking permission to republish one of my blog posts on their site.  It was this one (The Jogging Dead), which I found a little odd since it’s … Continue reading →

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The Jogging Dead: How Many Calories for Eating a Brain?

Posted on November 12, 2012 by Austin

Let’s file this story under the heading “Only in Maine…” I went out for my morning run today in a thick Maine fog.  The sun wasn’t quiet up yet.  No one else was out on the street.  It was eerie, … Continue reading →

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