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Tag Archives: Jogging
My Third Straight Day With The Runs…I Mean…Going For A Run
I don’t know what’s gotten into me, Modern Philosophers! It must be this beautiful Spring weather we’re experiencing up here in Maine. For the third straight day, I put on my Running Toga, and went for a run. Sure, my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fitness, Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosopher, running, satire
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Well, It Is Shorts Weather, And The World Deserves A Glimpse Of My Legs…
Spring is officially here, Modern Philosophers! I know this because today’s post is coming to you live from the front porch of The House on the Hill, where I am basking in the sun’s warm glow. I’ve looked up and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fitness, Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosopher, running, satire, sunshine
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Slowly & Steadily Running From Winter
Today, Modern Philosophers, was the first full day of Spring. I don’t know about you, but I woke up to find snow on the ground. The lingering leftovers from the blizzard of Tuesday and Wednesday made my world look more … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, exercise, first day of spring, Humor, Jogging, Love, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, satire, snow, tulips
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Using My Inside Legs: Surrendering to the Siren’s Song of the Treadmill
I have to admit it, Modern Philosophers, I am weak. I hang my head and must declare myself unworthy of my running toga. All because I couldn’t stay strong strong. Because I couldn’t resist. I finally gave in to the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosophers, Robot Apocalypse, running, satire, treadmills
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How Far Do I Need To Run To Start Burning Off My Psychoses?
Last week, I received an email from a running website called Worldwide Running, asking permission to republish one of my blog posts on their site. It was this one (The Jogging Dead), which I found a little odd since it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cardiovascular, Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosophers, psychoses, Robot Apocalypse, running, satire, treadmills, working out, Worldwide Running, Zombies
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The Jogging Dead: How Many Calories for Eating a Brain?
Let’s file this story under the heading “Only in Maine…” I went out for my morning run today in a thick Maine fog. The sun wasn’t quiet up yet. No one else was out on the street. It was eerie, … Continue reading
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Tagged Comedy, Deep Thoughts, fog, Humor, Jogging, Maine, Maine Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, satire, Zombie Hunters, Zombies
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