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Tag Archives: John Cusack
In Your Hellish Eyes
I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers. There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philiospher, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
2 Comments
Oh Hell, The Cubs Win!
“I’m sorry I’m so late,” The Devil apologized when he finally arrived at The House on the Hill this afternoon. “I’ve brought my famous Hellfire Wings to help make up for my tardiness. As always, he was dressed in an … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Chicago Cubs, Eddie Vedder, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, National League Pennant, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil, World Series
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I Want My $300!
I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Better Off Dead, finances, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, money, MTV, NYU, sarcasm, satire, work
14 Comments
My Top 5 John Cusack Flicks
I’ve lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how many times people have stopped me on the street to ask me what my favorite John Cusack flick is. I had the interns keeps track for a while, but I get a new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Better Off Dead, Con Air, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, Serendipity, The Sure Thing
48 Comments
2012 Was A Bust, But The Sure Thing Is A Sure Thing
It’s been a blah kind of day at The House on the Hill, so I decided to watch one of the numerous movies stored on the DVR. I’m a huge John Cusack fan, so I try to catch anything he’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, The Sure Thing
24 Comments
