Tag Archives: John Cusack

In Your Hellish Eyes

Posted on August 25, 2019 by Austin

I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers.  There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading →

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Oh Hell, The Cubs Win!

Posted on October 23, 2016 by Austin

“I’m sorry I’m so late,” The Devil apologized when he finally arrived at The House on the Hill this afternoon.  “I’ve brought my famous Hellfire Wings to help make up for my tardiness. As always, he was dressed in an … Continue reading →

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I Want My $300!

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Austin

I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 John Cusack Flicks

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Austin

I’ve lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how many times people have stopped me on the street to ask me what my favorite John Cusack flick is. I had the interns keeps track for a while, but I get a new … Continue reading →

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2012 Was A Bust, But The Sure Thing Is A Sure Thing

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Austin

It’s been a blah kind of day at The House on the Hill, so I decided to watch one of the numerous movies stored on the DVR.  I’m a huge John Cusack fan, so I try to catch anything he’s … Continue reading →

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