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There’s been some talk around The House on the Hill lately, Modern Philosophers, about the possibility of my becoming a father. I’ve always wanted to have kiddos and follow in my Dad’s footsteps as the World’s Greatest Dad, but I … Continue reading
As you know, Modern Philosophers, I am very good friends with Santa Claus. St. Nick and I Skype all the time, and he loves to give me exclusive insight into life at the North Pole to share with you on … Continue reading
“Father’s Day. Am I right or what?” I looked up to find The Devil standing in front of me. He held out a bottle of Snapple, which I snapped up greedily. I’d been writing and had totally lost track of … Continue reading
Apparently, American children have been saving up their allowances, Modern Philosophers, because those who occupy the kiddie table on Thanksgiving have just hired a powerful D.C. lobby group to campaign on their behalf. Dylan Chatsworth, of the Beltway’s Havisham Group, … Continue reading