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Tag Archives: klutz
Has King Klutz Become A Handyman?
There isn’t much chance that I will ever be confused with Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor, Modern Philosophers. Tool belts are not a part of my wardrobe, and the closest thing I have to a power tool is my electric … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged DIY, handyman, Humor, klutz, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Tim Taylor, working around the house 2 Comments
All Hail, King Klutz!
This just in from the blog’s Too Stupid Not To Be True Department, Modern Philosophers: I managed to injury myself while walking to the library. I survived 3 mile runs on Saturday and Sunday, after finally recovering from a leg … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor Tagged awkward, clumsy, Humor, injury, klutz, Modern Philosopher, physical fitness, sarcasm, satire, sprained ankle 4 Comments
The Ice Storm
Stormy McBlizzardton & The Accu-Weather Rangers Say an awful Ice storm Is on Its way. The power Might go out. Driving will be Quite dangerous. Apocal-ice now. They warn me To stay inside. Why would I ever leave The House … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry Tagged dangerous, Humor, ice storm, klutz, Modern Philosopher, penguins, poem, Sarcasm, satire, slippery, weather 14 Comments
I Advise You To Get A Stunt Double
Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I am a homeowner in Maine, and I’ve got a little situation on my hands on this windy, cold Sunday morning. The gale force winds that have been sweeping through our beautiful state all weekend … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged advice, do it yourself, Gargoyles, home repair, Humor, klutz, ladders, Modern Philosopher, roofs, Sarcasm, satire 16 Comments
The Handyman Can’t
I’m a writer, not a do it yourself kind of guy, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s hard to believe, but the only reason I ever wear a hard hat is to protect myself from my own klutziness. When I need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged do it yourself, home improvements, Humor, klutz, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, winterize 24 Comments