Tag Archives: klutz

Has King Klutz Become A Handyman?

Posted on September 29, 2018 by Austin

There isn’t much chance that I will ever be confused with Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor, Modern Philosophers. Tool belts are not a part of my wardrobe, and the closest thing I have to a power tool is my electric … Continue reading →

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All Hail, King Klutz!

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Austin

This just in from the blog’s Too Stupid Not To Be True Department, Modern Philosophers: I managed to injury myself while walking to the library. I survived 3 mile runs on Saturday and Sunday, after finally recovering from a leg … Continue reading →

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The Ice Storm

Posted on December 21, 2013 by Austin

Stormy McBlizzardton & The Accu-Weather Rangers Say an awful Ice storm Is on Its way. The power Might go out. Driving will be Quite dangerous. Apocal-ice now. They warn me To stay inside. Why would I ever leave The House … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Get A Stunt Double

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I am a homeowner in Maine, and I’ve got a little situation on my hands on this windy, cold Sunday morning. The gale force winds that have been sweeping through our beautiful state all weekend … Continue reading →

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The Handyman Can’t

Posted on October 26, 2013 by Austin

I’m a writer, not a do it yourself kind of guy, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s hard to believe, but the only reason I ever wear a hard hat is to protect myself from my own klutziness.  When I need … Continue reading →

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