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Knights of the Round Table Storm IKEA After Failing to Assemble New Table
Trouble in Portland, Maine today when the Knights of the Round Table stormed an IKEA, did extensive damage to the Tables Department, and then set the store ablaze. According to witness reports, about a dozen Knights in full armor and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Camelot, fire, Humor, IKEA, knights, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, some assembly required
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Holy Grail Finally Found…At A Yard Sale In Maine!
The Holy Grail, believed by many to be the chalice from which Christ drank at the Last Supper, and sought after for centuries by everyone from the Knights of the Round Table to Indiana Jones, has finally been found. There … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Eternal Life, Holy Grail, Humor, knights, Legend, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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