Tag Archives: Kylo Ren

Back To The Grind

Posted on September 4, 2018 by Austin

I was not happy when the alarm went off this morning, Modern Philosophers. Not only did it mean that my vacation was over and I had to return to work, but it also roused me from a very cool dream. … Continue reading →

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Come On, Baby, Lightsaber My Hellfire

Posted on April 10, 2016 by Austin

“What’s the weirdest thing anyone has requested in return for his eternal soul?” I asked The Devil as I handed him a fresh bottle of Snapple from the cooler. My handsome guest was, as always, dressed to the nines in … Continue reading →

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The First Order Endorses Jeb Bush For President

Posted on January 23, 2016 by Austin

In a move that caught many political pundits off guard, the intergalactic military power known as The First Order announced that it is endorsing Jeb Bush in the 2016 Presidential Election. In a prepared statement distributed to the press, Supreme … Continue reading →

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Kylo Ren Vows To Destroy Hollywood After Oscar Snub

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Austin

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an epic story unfolded that would become the basis of one of the highest grossing movies of all time, Modern Philosophers. In the present day, however, the members of the … Continue reading →

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The Prince Of The Dark Side

Posted on January 10, 2016 by Austin

I sensed a disturbance in the Force, so I looked up to discover The Devil grinning at me from the entrance to the living room. “You’re not a Vampire,” I reminded him.  “You don’t need to wait for me to … Continue reading →

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My Force Has Been Awakened!

Posted on January 10, 2016 by Austin

A long time ago, in a theater not that far from The House on the Hill, Star Wars: The Force Awakens opened. As much as I was dying to see the flick, I don’t like going to packed theaters, waiting … Continue reading →

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