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The Devil Delivers For You

“When exactly did you take over control of the United States Postal Service?” I demanded of my visitor the second he entered my living room. “Clearly, you have me confused with someone else,” The Devil replied without breaking stride.  “I’m … Continue reading

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Popeye Tells Oprah: “I Cheated! I Was Strong to the Finish, But it Wasn’t From Spinach…”

Popeye, the cartoon icon and retired sailor, shocked the world today by sitting down with Oprah Winfrey and confessing to using performance enhancing drugs.  “I am what I am, Oprah, and what I am is a sham,” the disgraced hero … Continue reading

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