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The Landscaping Hunger Games
There’s a reason they never arm the writers in movies, Modern Philosophers. They just let them believe that whole “The pen is mightier than the sword!” idea so that writers don’t go out on the battlefield and injure themselves and … Continue reading
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Tagged Humor, Hunger Games, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, running, Sarcasm, satire
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Life Is Sweaty
Life is sweaty, Modern Philosophers, and I urge you to wear that sweat like a stinky badge of honor! Personal wellness is important. If you are healthy and fit, you will be around longer to enjoy the fun things in … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, sweat, wellness
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Why Don’t You Go Mow Yourself?
Now that we’ve finally put away the snow shovels, it was only a matter of time before we rolled out the lawnmowers, Modern Philosophers. That annual right of Spring happened tonight at The House on the Hill. I managed to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Humor, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, right of Spring, sarcasm, satire, signs of Spring, winter is over, yard work
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