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The Thoughtlessness Of Grass

A friend asked what I was doing this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and I rambled off a few random, but relaxing things. Then I added that since the grass refuses to stop growing, I really should mow the lawn. That got … Continue reading

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Stay The Hell Off Bernie Sanders’ Lawn!

Bernie Sanders would very much like to be your next President, Modern Philosophers. He would also appreciate it if you would stay the hell off his lawn! Unlike another wild haired Presidential candidate, Sanders isn’t going to put up a … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Pave It Over

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I am a homeowner.  While my house might not be on a hill, it does have a large front lawn, and a backyard so big that it could probably host a baseball game. Yes, it’s … Continue reading

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