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All Hallows Society Votes To Continue Maine’s Ban On Clowns
The All Hallows Society, the Ultra Secret and Extremely Powerful Organization that polices the affairs of Otherworldly Beings in Maine, today voted unanimously to continue the state’s ban on clowns. This decision to move forward with the anti-clown crusade comes … Continue reading
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Tagged ban, clowns, Humor, It, laws, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Stephen King
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Dragon Fire Outlawed As Means Of Clearing Snow In Maine
Maine Governor Paul LePage today pushed through a new law making it illegal for Mainers to use Dragon Fire to clear snow and ice. “While the Governor knows that using Dragons is a cheaper, less physically demanding means of clearing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dragon fire, Dragons, Governor LePage, Humor, laws, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow
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