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The Divorce Dating Dilemma
“I’m pretty sure my divorce lawyer is into me,” Eric announced out of the blue as he opened the carton on his tray and stared at the Big Mac contained within. Eric’s soon to be ex-wife had banned fast food … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged dating, dating after divorce, divorce, fiction, Humor, lawyers, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story
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Hell Could Use A Second Coat
The Devil and I stood in the driveway of The House on the Hill, and admired the freshly painted garage doors. I was neither Michelangelo, nor a Do It Yourself expert, but I was proud of the work I’d done. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged fiction, hell, Humor, lawyers, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, painting, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Cupid Retains Bangor Lawyer In Anticipation Of Malpractice Suits
Cupid has retained famed Bangor attorney, and friend of the blog, Cy Brown in anticipation of the malpractice lawsuits that get filed after every Valentine’s Day. “Everyone wants to fall in love for Valentine’s Day. Everyone wants to be struck … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Cupid, Humor, lawsuits, lawyers, malpractice, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
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