Tag Archives: Leprechaun

The Walmart Effect

Posted on November 22, 2014 by Austin

I went ahead and did it, Modern Philosophers. I got into Zombie Car and drove to Walmart.  Of course, I could not let an opportunity like this pass without writing about it or taking pictures. I must warn you, however, … Continue reading →

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Concierge, There’s A Leprechaun In My Bathtub!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Austin

There are times when I feel like The House on the Hill is a hotel, Modern Philosophers, with all the guests who are constantly dropping by (usually unannounced) and making themselves at home. Perhaps it’s time for me to hire … Continue reading →

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Is That A Shillelagh In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Austin

I have a very good working relationship with the local police departments, Modern Philosophers, because I often run into our brave men and women in blue while covering the stories I share on this blog. Since I’d like to maintain … Continue reading →

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The Devil Begs To Differ

Posted on June 29, 2014 by Austin

We ended up having an impromptu Movie Afternoon at The House on the Hill.  It was way too hot to go anywhere, and Seamus suggested we watch a flick. Since it would keep the boisterous Leprechaun quiet and out of … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Irish Icons And An Irish Kid From Brooklyn

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Austin

Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a special St. Patrick’s Day edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s top rated talk show set on a front porch! The Luck of the Irish is with us today as the temperature is in … Continue reading →

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A Taxing Assessment Of The (Haunted) House On The Hill

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Austin

The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, is as much a character on this blog as any of the Otherworldly Beings I write about. Built in 1919, of Arts & Crafts descent, the home of your favorite Modern Philosopher is … Continue reading →

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Lucky Charms Leprechaun Arrested For DUI After Wild St Patrick’s Day Party

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Austin

Lucky the Leprechaun, best known for being the spokesperson for Lucky Charms cereal, was arrested this morning in Southern Maine after a State Trooper noticed him driving erratically on I 95. The Leprechaun, whose blood alcohol level was nearly three … Continue reading →

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