Tag Archives: leprechauns

Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading

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How To Date Like A Leprechaun

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and if you want to enjoy the Luck of the Irish in the dating world, you should probably follow these dating tips written with the holiday in mind. As we all know, successful … Continue reading

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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is:  How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading

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I Caught The Tax Man Checking Out My Assets

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I created to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, that I work very hard at my craft, and that being a writer is awesome! Writer’s … Continue reading

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The Irish Rose Is En Route To The Vase

“The Irish Rose is en route to the vase.  I repeat, the Irish Rose is en route to the vase.  Over.” “Toga Boy acknowledges that the Irish Rose is being delivered.  Over and out.” I replied to Seamus’ ridiculously coded … Continue reading

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Being Green Easy It Is Not: I’m No Yoda

I don’t know how Yoda did it, Modern Philosophers. He spent centuries training Jedi Knight candidates, imparting wisdom, and baffling everyone with his odd speaking style. He was tiny, had big ears, and he was green, but everyone agreed that … Continue reading

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Financial Wizard Helps Leprechauns Diversify Their Portfolios

A nondescript sign stating “CPA” hangs outside the window of the meager office above a bookstore in downtown Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The bookstore is owned by Ana, my dear Vampire friend.  The building is diagonally across the street from Three … Continue reading

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