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Tag Archives: letter
What’s The Opposite Of Insomnia?
Dear Insomnia, I was going through some old pictures on my laptop, and I found this one of you. It made me realize that it’s been a long time since you’ve stopped by The House on the Hill unannounced for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Humor, insomnia, letter, Modern Philosopher, old friend, running, Sarcasm, satire, sleeping 24 Comments
I Advise You To Write Santa Claus A Very Persuasive Letter
Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays! I am 11 years old and a big fan of your blog. My teachers tell me that I have a wild imagination, so I hope that I grow up to write stories as funny and … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged advice, Christmas, gifts, Humor, letter, Modern Philosopher, naughty, nice, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire 16 Comments