Tag Archives: life hacks

Defusing The Stress Bomb

There was a bomb scare at The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. Luckily for me, I have some experience in this area and a bomb squad suit always at the ready. As of this writing, the stress bomb … Continue reading

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How To Party Like An Introvert

I’ve made no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that I am a socially awkward introvert, who would much rather hide out in The House on the Hill’s basement bunker than try to make small talk with total strangers at … Continue reading

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How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers. As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. The second I arrived at work, I … Continue reading

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Surviving Monday

Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading

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Surviving Mother’s Day

I’ll start off this post on a positive note by wishing everyone a Happy Mother’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The truth of the matter, however, is that not everyone celebrates this holiday.  For some of us, Mother’s Day is a very … Continue reading

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Is It Time To Try A Court Appointed Girlfriend?

I had some time during Thursday’s visit to the Federal Building, Modern Philosophers, to check out the directory of services offered to the good people of Bangor by the Federal Government. While the security guards patted me down and ran … Continue reading

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How To Avoid Making The Same Dating Mistakes

It hasn’t escaped my notice, Modern Philosophers, that one of the main reasons why I’m still single is because I repeatedly make the same mistakes when I’m dating. Even though I don’t seem to be able to learn from my … Continue reading

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