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Tag Archives: life hacks
Live Every Day Like It’s Friday
I recently heard someone say “Live every day like it’s your last”, Modern Philosophers, and I wondered what the hell was wrong with that person. The individual was on some news show, talking about the Coronavirus, and I think they … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, coronavirus, Friday, Humor, life, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, whimsy
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Coping With The Death Of My Fitbit
I’m not very good at dealing with loss, Modern Philosophers. After years of rooting for the Jets, you’d think I’d be used to it by now, but it still gets to me. Maybe I’m an introvert because if I lock … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged FitBit, Fitness, fitness tracker, health, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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He Shall Wear A Crown Of Ice
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Heat Miser has been making a real nuisance of himself this weekend, Modern Philosophers. Usually, it’s Snow Miser causing my life to be miserable, but he has apparently tagged in the evil red … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Heat Miser, heat wave, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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Advice I Wish I’d Been Given
One of my good friends turns thirty today, Modern Philosophers. Understandably, she is upset because society has led her to believe that turning thirty is a bad thing. I beg to differ. As she was lamenting hitting this milestone, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, growing up, Humor, life, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, turning thirty
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Why Aren’t More People Laughing?
Do you ever feel like you’re in on a joke, but no one else gets it, Modern Philosophers? That’s how life seems lately. The world around me is toxic. Everyone is so damn negative. There’s too much complaining, an excessive … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged be happy, enjoy life, Humor, laugh, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, positive thinking, sarcasm, satire
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The Single Guy’s Guide To Being Sick
One of the few, if not only, perks of being sick, Modern Philosophers, is having someone take care of you. When you’re single, though, you don’t even get that. So falling ill is a real annoyance, and can be a … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, being sick, dating, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Parks and Recreation, sarcasm, satire, single life, winter cold
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