Tag Archives: life hacks

How To Party Like An Introvert

I’ve made no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that I am a socially awkward introvert, who would much rather hide out in The House on the Hill’s basement bunker than try to make small talk with total strangers at … Continue reading

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Surviving Monday

Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading

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Surviving Mother’s Day

I’ll start off this post on a positive note by wishing everyone a Happy Mother’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The truth of the matter, however, is that not everyone celebrates this holiday.  For some of us, Mother’s Day is a very … Continue reading

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Is It Time To Try A Court Appointed Girlfriend?

I had some time during Thursday’s visit to the Federal Building, Modern Philosophers, to check out the directory of services offered to the good people of Bangor by the Federal Government. While the security guards patted me down and ran … Continue reading

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How To Avoid Making The Same Dating Mistakes

It hasn’t escaped my notice, Modern Philosophers, that one of the main reasons why I’m still single is because I repeatedly make the same mistakes when I’m dating. Even though I don’t seem to be able to learn from my … Continue reading

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Are You Dating A Superhero?

Several years ago, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that my girlfriend was a Superhero. She was absolutely perfect, showed up whenever I needed her as if she just sensed I was in trouble, and I always felt safe and happy … Continue reading

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How To Date Like A Leprechaun

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and if you want to enjoy the Luck of the Irish in the dating world, you should probably follow these dating tips written with the holiday in mind. As we all know, successful … Continue reading

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How To Handle Vivid Ex Dreams

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, which is when I usually dispense invaluable dating tips to help you in your search for love. This week, however, the post has more of a relationship advice slant due to events that occurred last … Continue reading

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading

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How To Survive Saturday When You’re Single

Valentine’s Day was on Tuesday, Modern Philosophers, and guess what? You survived! That holiday is difficult to get through regardless of your relationship status, so congratulations on making it to the second half of February. “Survive” is word that gets … Continue reading

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