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Tag Archives: Life in Maine
Shoveling In The New Year
Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! Regular readers of this blog know that I don’t make a fuss about New Year’s resolutions, or believe that hanging a new calendar means we get a fresh start. Speaking of new calendars, though, I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas vacation, Happy New Year, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Day, New Year's Resolutions, sarcasm, satire, shoveling snow
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Summer, Finally
The first day Of Summer Began With a long, Sweaty run. What better way To celebrate The return Of warmer weather? The longest day Of a marathon year Did not Disappoint. The Yankees Won another game. I survived Another day … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged first day of Summer, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, new beginnings, poem, sarcasm, satire, second chances, Summer Solstice
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Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!
I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it. So much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged conservation, finances, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, single life, the joys of owning a home, water, water bill
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Spring Ain’t Sprung
I had the day off, Modern Philosophers, and I planned to spend this first Thursday of Spring out on the front porch, where I’d do some writing and work on my tan. You see, I turn a shade of white … Continue reading
Snow Magnet
I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, surviving winter, winter
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Halfway Through The Days Of Terror
I hope the title of this post didn’t mislead some of you, Modern Philosophers. Unfortunately, we are not at the midway point of President Trump’s term. I’m sorry if I got your hopes up, but we still have a lot … Continue reading
When The Weather Outside Is Frightful
“I noticed your post-run photo on my Facebook feed this morning,” The Devil informed me as he fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. “Ten degrees seems awfully chilly to be going outside for anything, let alone a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Facebook, Fitness, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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