Tag Archives: Linus

Doc Brown Saves Halloween (And Election Day)

I was sitting on the couch, watching the Notre Dame game, when I heard the familiar sound of Doc Brown’s DeLorean landing in my driveway. I rushed to the front door just in time to see Doc bounding up the … Continue reading

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Linus Strangled With His Blanket; All Mainers Are Suspects

Linus, the beloved young cartoon character who enjoyed giving grand speeches, believed in the Great Pumpkin, and was never seen without his security blanket, was found murdered today, Modern Philosophers. He was strangled by the very blanket that he thought … Continue reading

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Linus Reveals That He Ate The Great Pumpkin!

As Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, we can be thankful for finally learning the answer to one of life’s great mysteries: How come The Great Pumpkin never showed up for poor Linus on Halloween? The answer is finally revealed in Linus’ … Continue reading

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