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I was walking down the hall today, Modern Philosophers, minding my own business and staying out of trouble, when a coworker stopped me. “There’s something different about you, Austin,” she informed me. The coworker who was with her, immediately jumped … Continue reading
The first time your inner Ferris Bueller calls you a pussy can come as a really shocker, Modern Philosophers! I was in the bathroom at work, throwing some cold water on my face to help wake me up, and when … Continue reading