Tag Archives: lonely

The Invisible Man Eats Candy Alone

Posted on November 1, 2021 by Austin

I rarely check the blog’s mail bag any more, Modern Philosophers. That was a task that fell to the interns, and since the University will no longer send me interns due to COVID precautions, I rarely even pick up the … Continue reading →

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Day Is Done…

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Austin

As I do, Every night At this time, When the sun Disappears From the sky, I went out To the porch To take in The flag. I had learned As a Boy Scout That the flag Should never Be left … Continue reading →

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The Swing

Posted on April 5, 2015 by Austin

I went out For a walk This afternoon. No clear Destination In mind. Just searching For A little Fresh air To clear My aching head. Eventually, I found myself In a tiny park. No one else Was around. It was … Continue reading →

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The English Channel

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Austin

I’ve never been A very stong Swimmer. In fact, I almost Drowned twice In my youth. When I was With you, However, I felt like I could swim The English Channel. You brought out The best in me, Challenged me … Continue reading →

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A Heart Too Big

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Austin

When I was younger, I suffered from An odd medical condition That the doctors Never could diagnose. I used to get Really hot, Start to sweat, See spots, And sometimes Pass out. It often happened When I was in A … Continue reading →

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This Should Knock Your Boots Off…

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Austin

This post might not actually live up to its title, Modern Philosopher, but it was a perfect one for allowing me to use this photo from earlier… I don’t know why I keep going out to shovel the snow without … Continue reading →

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That Empty Chair

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Austin

Oh empty chair Out on The front porch, How you Rattle me. You are a Constant reminder Of how lonely The House On the Hill Has become. That my home Is haunted By a Heartbroken Ghost, Who looks Remarkably Like … Continue reading →

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The Dream

Posted on May 24, 2014 by Austin

I just Woke up From the Most glorious Dream. You were Coming home Tomorrow. You called To tell me You Couldn’t Wait To spend The day With me. I was In Heaven. When I Awakened, I could Tell that I … Continue reading →

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I Am Sick Without You…

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

I am sick Without you Here To take care Of me. I languish All alone On the couch, Choking down Soup While I Watch TV. I miss The way You’d play With my hair, Rub my tummy, And lecture me … Continue reading →

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Go Left

Posted on April 11, 2014 by Austin

Today Was a Perfect day To go left With you. The sun Was shining, The world Was chaotic, And all I wanted Was to Run away With you. If you Were still here, Just down The hall, Suffering through Your … Continue reading →

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