Tag Archives: long weekend

Relax…It’s A Holiday

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday.  I’m just thrilled … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Memorial Day 2016

Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers! I always love a Monday that doesn’t feel like a Monday, and this is definitely one such day.  I got to sleep in, I don’t have to go to work, and there are some delicious … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Memorial Day 2015

Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers! This is a Monday I can support 150%.  Most people think of Memorial Day Weekend as the unofficial start of Summer, but we play by a different set of rules in Maine. Up here, it’s … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Holiday Weekends

Happy Fifth of July, Modern Philosophers! I’m having a little trouble keeping track of the days of the week, so I thought it might be better to just remember the date. Sorry this post is so late, but, ironically, I’ve … Continue reading

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Tuesday Cracks Under The Pressure Of Following A Long Weekend

If you thought today didn’t feel like a Tuesday, you were not alone, Modern Philosophers. A spokesperson for the Calendar Commission has confirmed that Tuesday had a nervous breakdown and had to be rushed to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. … Continue reading

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Friday Morning Fight Club: The Long Holiday Weekend

Welcome to Friday Morning Fight Club, Modern Philosophers. Unlike regular Fight Club, it is okay to talk about Friday Morning Fight Club because the whole point of it is to prevent us from going out to punch someone in the … Continue reading

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