Tag Archives: long weekend

Relax…It’s A Holiday

Posted on May 28, 2018 by Austin

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday.  I’m just thrilled … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Holiday Weekends

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Austin

Happy Fifth of July, Modern Philosophers! I’m having a little trouble keeping track of the days of the week, so I thought it might be better to just remember the date. Sorry this post is so late, but, ironically, I’ve … Continue reading →

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Tuesday Cracks Under The Pressure Of Following A Long Weekend

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Austin

If you thought today didn’t feel like a Tuesday, you were not alone, Modern Philosophers. A spokesperson for the Calendar Commission has confirmed that Tuesday had a nervous breakdown and had to be rushed to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. … Continue reading →

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