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Tag Archives: long weekend
Relax…It’s A Holiday
It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday. I’m just thrilled … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Ferris Bueller, holiday weekend, Humor, long weekend, making a short film, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, Sarcasm, satire, writing
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Jump Start Your Brain: Holiday Weekends
Happy Fifth of July, Modern Philosophers! I’m having a little trouble keeping track of the days of the week, so I thought it might be better to just remember the date. Sorry this post is so late, but, ironically, I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fourth of July, Humor, long weekend, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, Summer
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Tuesday Cracks Under The Pressure Of Following A Long Weekend
If you thought today didn’t feel like a Tuesday, you were not alone, Modern Philosophers. A spokesperson for the Calendar Commission has confirmed that Tuesday had a nervous breakdown and had to be rushed to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, long weekend, Modern Philosopher, pressure, Sarcasm, satire, stress, Tuesday, work
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