Tag Archives: Magic

The Magic Of Running In The Rain

Posted on May 19, 2019 by Austin

My stepmother had a saying, Modern Philosophers, about how only a fool isn’t smart enough to come in out of the rain. So perhaps it’s my stepmother’s fault that I  enjoy running in the rain.  After all, I was too … Continue reading →

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Sessions Wouldn’t Use Elfin Magic To Stop The Caravan

Posted on November 10, 2018 by Austin

President Trump’s reason for firing fun size Attorney General Jeff Session is becoming a little clearer, Modern Philosophers. My source inside the White House informs me that the original theory floating around the internet is a complete fabrication. “President Trump … Continue reading →

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Mirror, Mirror…WTF?

Posted on July 18, 2017 by Austin

I very rarely go up into the attic of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, because that’s where the ghosts are. The Woodburys were the original owners of my home.  The clan was wiped out when a mysterious illness … Continue reading →

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Maine Witches Refuse To Endorse “Black Magic” Hillary

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, but even the celebration of every Otherworldly Being’s favorite holiday has to pause to allow some time for the 2016 Presidential Election. This morning, during a secret meeting held at … Continue reading →

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Is There A Bobby Pin Fairy?

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Austin

Is there a Bobby Pin Fairy, Modern Philosophers? I’m asking for a friend, of course.  I mean, why would a guy living alone want to know if a magical creature called the Bobby Pin Fairy sneaks into homes at night? … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Hospitalized After Laying Too Many Easter Eggs

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Austin

Easter is in jeopardy, Modern Philosophers, after the Easter Bunny was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment of severe exhaustion. While getting ready for the big holiday, which celebrates the invention of Easter Candy by the Pilgrims in 1695, … Continue reading →

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The Bling Ring Of Hell

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Austin

“This is why they shouldn’t skip a week between the Conference Championships and the Super Bowl,” The Devil grumbled as I shut off the television.  “Without football, we are forced to watch movies like that!” I rolled my eyes because … Continue reading →

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Maine Witches Honored For Protection Against Jonas Spell

Posted on January 26, 2016 by Austin

While the rest of the East Coast continued to dig out from underneath Winter Storm Jonas, Mainers enjoyed a sunny day during which the mercury crept into the mid-forties, Modern Philosophers! How did Maine, the state that is so often … Continue reading →

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Author Turned Into Toad After Publishing “Harry PottErotica”

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Austin

Strange story out of Milford, Maine today, Modern Philosophers… Suzette LeBlanc, a local author who fancied herself to be a Harry Potter expert and super fan, has been transformed into a big, ugly, scary toad. The incident took place shortly … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves and Witches Perfecting Half Moon Technology

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Austin

Ever wonder why I haven’t written about Maine’s growing Werewolf population lately, Modern Philosophers? It’s because Gary Lincoln, my good friend and the leader of Maine’s largest Werewolf Pack, has asked me to keep his fellow howlers out of the … Continue reading →

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