Tag Archives: Magic

A Magical and Eggs-cellent Surprise

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Austin

Who doesn’t love a surprise, Modern Philosophers? After a long, icky day of dealing with Global Warming in the office, I was cranky when I arrived at The House on the Hill. That all changed immediately, however, when I saw … Continue reading →

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The Leprechaun, The Witch, And The Kissing Booth

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Austin

Who knew that the desire to kiss me could lead to such a problem between two of my closest friends, Modern Philosophers? That sounds like a very confusing opening line, so perhaps I should clarify. I don’t mean that either … Continue reading →

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March’s First Snow Brings Shamrock Seeds For St. Paddy’s Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Austin

You know it’s March because Seamus, Maine’s only Leprechaun, becomes a constant presence at The House on the Hill. “It’s happenin’, Laddie,” he yelled as he barged into my home without knocking, trailing snow across my hardwood floor.  “Me heart … Continue reading →

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Witches Wicked Busy As Mainers Plan For Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 12, 2015 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the sound you hear is that of Maine’s Witches cackling all the way to the bank. After the Halloween Season, the days leading up to February 14th are the busiest (and most … Continue reading →

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Vacation Post: Which Witch Wrote The Book Of Love?

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Austin

I think we’re all getting a little tired of Winter, so went into the archives to share this post about my Summer Vacation on Coven Island. Hopefully, this will warm your bodies and your hearts. Happy Friday!

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A Hump Day’s Journey Into Night

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Austin

Apparently, I was smiling as I slid into my usual booth at Three Toads & A Wicked Lady, because Ana commented on it the second she took off her jacket. “What’s gotten into you tonight?” my favorite Vampire asked as … Continue reading →

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Your Insurance Will Cover A Witch Doctor, But Not Witchcraft

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Austin

I’m a big baby when I’m sick, Modern Philosophers. I think that The Girl Who Went Off To Be A Doctor probably knew that she was meant to be in the medical field after having to take care of this … Continue reading →

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We’ll Conjure A Merry Christmas…

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Austin

I love it when the Coven comes to sing Christmas Carols at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The Witches of Maine have beautiful voices, and a tendency to rewrite favorite songs. “We’ll conjure a Merry Christmas, We’ll conjure … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Enchanted Halloween Candy Is Actually Good For You!

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Austin

The big announcement on Day 22 of the Maine Halloween Season Festival was that the Halloween candy revelers have been eating all month is actually good for them! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, not only is the candy that’s been passed … Continue reading →

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Candy Corn On The Cob Is Maine’s New Magical Halloween Treat

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Austin

Are you tired of eating candy corn the same old, boring way, Modern Philosophers? And by that, I mean by shoving handfuls of it into your mouth until you can barely close it? If so, do I have some wonderful … Continue reading →

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