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Pope Francis Asked To Exorcise Maine’s LePage Demons

Pope Francis has been asked to come to Maine, Modern Philosophers, to exorcise my state of its LePage Demons. That would be a reference to Governor Paul LePage, the man who seems hellbent on running Maine into the ground while … Continue reading

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Pope Declares Governor LePage’s Victory A Modern Miracle

Pope Francis today declared Maine Governor Paul LePage’s Election Day victory to be a modern miracle. “I don’t throw around the term ‘miracle’ lightly, Austin,” The Holy Father explained to this Modern Philosopher via Skype.  “However, I can find no … Continue reading

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