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Maine Werewolves Return From Whirlwind Recruiting Tour

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Austin

HOOOOOOWWWLLLL! After spending nearly two months on a whirlwind tour of the United States, the Maine Werewolves are back, Modern Philosophers! Yes, I am aware there is no full moon tonight.  That howling coming from The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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Maine Werewolves Excited For Last Howl Of The Summer

Posted on September 19, 2013 by Austin

Tonight is the final full moon of the Summer, Modern Philosophers, and that means that Maine’s Werewolves will be out in full force to get in their last howls of the season. Gary Lincoln, the leader of the largest of … Continue reading →

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Werewolves Officially Added to Maine’s Endangered Species List

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Austin

Governor Paul LePage today signed into law a bill that officially added Werewolves to Maine’s Endangered Species List, Modern Philosophers. The law, which was a long time in coming, bans the sale of silver bullets to anyone other than a … Continue reading →

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