Tag Archives: Maine

The Storm That Almost Broke Me

Posted on March 18, 2018 by

“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading →

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Early (Snow) Parole

Posted on March 13, 2018 by

I cut my morning run short, Modern Philosophers, because it was too eerie out there an hour before dawn. It was dark and annoyingly silent, there wasn’t another soul to be seen, a bitter cold wind slapped my face, and … Continue reading →

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Can’t I Get A Snow Day?

Posted on March 11, 2018 by

I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading →

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Baseball Season Is Coming!

Posted on February 1, 2018 by

It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers, which should come as absolutely no surprise since this blog is coming to you live from Winter in Maine, where the snow never stops. I had the day off, but I did not allow … Continue reading →

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The Scary Kind of Whiteout

Posted on January 4, 2018 by

Just because I have a new car that handles amazingly well in the snow, doesn’t mean I still don’t have some perilous journeys, Modern Philosophers. Today, Winter Storm Grayson has been wreaking havoc on my neck of the woods, with … Continue reading →

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Does Amazon Offer Free Shipping On Global Warming?

Posted on December 30, 2017 by

Where the hell is this global warming I’m always hearing about, Modern Philosophers? Please don’t start sending hate mail to the blog.  I’m not wishing for anything bad to happen to the environment. I’m just tired of the Arctic temperatures … Continue reading →

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The Great Indoors

Posted on December 28, 2017 by

It was ten degrees below zero when I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, and twenty-three below with the windchill. I don’t care how dedicated I am to my fitness program, there is no way that I’m going out to … Continue reading →

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