Tag Archives: Maine

Is Snow Miser My Personal Trainer?

Posted on November 27, 2018 by

I’m always having weird thoughts, Modern Philosophers, but the one I had this morning was particularly odd… What if Snow Miser is my personal trainer? As you know, Snow Miser and I do not have the most pleasant relationship. In … Continue reading →

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Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel

Posted on October 28, 2018 by

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading →

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My Journey To The Dark Ages

Posted on July 27, 2018 by

While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading →

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Meet Joe Cool(er)

Posted on July 7, 2018 by

In all the excitement about my screenplay news on Tuesday (He Said Yes To The Screenplay), I forgot to tell you about the other life altering event that occurred on the very same day, Modern Philosophers. After fifteen years at … Continue reading →

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A Lesson In Humidity

Posted on June 30, 2018 by

I learned a couple of important lessons on this last day of June, Modern Philosophers: I’m not a fan of engaging in strenuous physical activity when it’s severely humid. I didn’t learn anything from that first lesson. Let me clarify … Continue reading →

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The Storm That Almost Broke Me

Posted on March 18, 2018 by

“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading →

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Can’t I Get A Snow Day?

Posted on March 11, 2018 by

I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading →

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