Tag Archives: Maine

Inviting The President To Maine

Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading

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Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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20 Years Of Nite Show Fun

Sorry that there’s been nothing new on the blog for the last few days, Modern Philosophers, but I was busy writing monologue jokes for tonight’s historic taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. Was the taping historic because this … Continue reading

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Road Trip!

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’m off from the desk job today because The Nite Show is going on a road trip!  Today, Danny is taking our ragtag troupe of late night rebels to southern Maine for a taping in Westbrook. … Continue reading

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182 Days of Terror!

Day 53 — After more than seven weeks of purely psychological torment, the horror finally became real!  Woke up to white on the grass, cars, and some of the sidewalk.  It was snowing lightly when I went on my morning … Continue reading

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Not Today, Snow Miser!

Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading

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Showing A Little October Leg

I’ve got no problem using a little sex to draw readers to the blog, Modern Philosophers, so go ahead and take a long gander at those sexy legs. I know the photo wasn’t taken from the most flattering angle, but … Continue reading

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