Tag Archives: Maine

Fight the Plower

“Do you ever feel like you’re fighting a battle that you’re never going to win?” Aaron asked glumly as he took a sip of his Snapple.  “Do you ever wan to throw in the towel and just give up?” It … Continue reading

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A Snow Angel You Are Not

I know the city snow plow driver is just doing his job, Modern Philosophers, but he has to understand that he has positioned himself to be thought of as my archenemy. Sure, the streets need to be cleared, but does … Continue reading

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Maybe The Devil Was Right

Holy moly is it cold in Maine, Modern Philosophers! The mercury dipped below 0 at just before noon yesterday.  It just now jumped from -17 to -15, which was the first rise in temperature in the last twenty hours. It … Continue reading

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Well Sprung

“The ice is finally melting on the river,” Holly observed and then pointed her coffee cup towards the water just in case Aaron didn’t know how to locate it on his own. “There’s still plenty left,” Aaron replied in a … Continue reading

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Snowman Assembly Kits

“I’m so tired of all this snow,” Aaron grumbled before taking a long sip of his Snapple. It was Sunday morning, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench that overlooked the Penobscot River. And since it was … Continue reading

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Talk To Me, Snowman

I feel like we are suffering through the longest winter in recorded history, Modern Philosophers. We had a blizzard last weekend, and another one is ravaging Maine today.  After last weekend’s storm, I woke up to two mornings where the … Continue reading

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Blizzarding For The Seasonally Exhausted

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I am so done with this winter.  It has left me physically exhausted, mentally drained, and once again questioning my decision to willing live inside the universe’s most annoying snow globe. As … Continue reading

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Losing My Frigidity

I am really starting to hate winter, Modern Philosophers. And for those smart asses who feel compelled to point out that I never should have moved to Maine if I hated winter, I will point out that I had a … Continue reading

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The Power of Love

“Would you like to talk about the events of Friday now that you’ve had time to process them?” Holly asked sweetly after taking a sip of her coffee. Autumn was in full swing in Maine.  It was chilly, the wind … Continue reading

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Sticks and Stones

Holly took in a deep breath of fresh air and smiled. “I love football weather!” she exclaimed and then took a sip of her coffee. It was a gorgeous Sunday morning along the river in Maine.  The weather people would … Continue reading

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