Tag Archives: Maine

Tis The (Halloween) Season

“You do realize it is October, correct?” The Devil asked with obvious disappointment in his voice. I knew what disappointment sounded like, having been addressed with it by my stepmother for far too long. My guest stood in the entrance … Continue reading

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Maine: A Beautiful Postcard

It has been a long, trying week, Modern Philosophers, so I needed to change it up a little tonight in an attempt to shake me out of my funk. Rather than wandering around the neighborhood along my usual route on … Continue reading

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Make America Celebrate Again

Happy Fourth of July, Modern Philosophers! I’m writing this to you from the front porch of The House on the Hill with a perfect view of the American flag flying proudly to my left. There’s something about small town America … Continue reading

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Inviting The President To Maine

Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading

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Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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20 Years Of Nite Show Fun

Sorry that there’s been nothing new on the blog for the last few days, Modern Philosophers, but I was busy writing monologue jokes for tonight’s historic taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. Was the taping historic because this … Continue reading

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Road Trip!

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’m off from the desk job today because The Nite Show is going on a road trip!  Today, Danny is taking our ragtag troupe of late night rebels to southern Maine for a taping in Westbrook. … Continue reading

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