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Tag Archives: Maine
California Dreamin’ On Such A Blizzard Day
I stopped trying to figure out Hollywood a long time ago, Modern Philosophers. After my movie deal with Dr Dre fell apart due to circumstances beyond my control, I realized I’d had enough of California. That was when I decided … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Blizzard, Hollywood, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, TV pilot, TV series, writing for TV
19 Comments
Is Snow Miser My Personal Trainer?
I’m always having weird thoughts, Modern Philosophers, but the one I had this morning was particularly odd… What if Snow Miser is my personal trainer? As you know, Snow Miser and I do not have the most pleasant relationship. In … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter workouts
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Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel
Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, blogging, Halloween, Halloween candy, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat
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My Journey To The Dark Ages
While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blackout, Dark Ages, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, sarcasm, satire, Technology, Time Travel
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Meet Joe Cool(er)
In all the excitement about my screenplay news on Tuesday (He Said Yes To The Screenplay), I forgot to tell you about the other life altering event that occurred on the very same day, Modern Philosophers. After fifteen years at … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged air conditioning, dealing with the heat, Heat Miser, heatwave, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Summer
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A Lesson In Humidity
I learned a couple of important lessons on this last day of June, Modern Philosophers: I’m not a fan of engaging in strenuous physical activity when it’s severely humid. I didn’t learn anything from that first lesson. Let me clarify … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, humidity, Humor, life lessons, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire
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The Storm That Almost Broke Me
“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading
