Tag Archives: Mallrats

Are Mall Rats Being Devoured By Cyber Cats?

Posted on August 29, 2017 by Austin

I went to the mall today, Modern Philosophers, because it has always been my fantasy to be a cast member in a raunchy 1980s teen comedy. Okay, I lied. I actually went to the mall because I need new running … Continue reading →

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Never Go Full Zombie

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Austin

One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Mallrats 04401

Posted on June 13, 2015 by Austin

Well, it’s Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers, and while I just want to stay at The House on the Hill all morning in my Sleeping Toga and watch cartoons, certain responsibilities await. I knew I shouldn’t have been in such a … Continue reading →

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In Case The Easter Bunny Didn’t Bring You What You Desired…

Posted on March 31, 2013 by Austin

Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers!  I hope the Easter Bunny brought you a wonderful basket full of yummy treats. In case he didn’t, I’m posting this clip from Mallrats for you.  Perhaps it will brighten up your day. If it doesn’t, … Continue reading →

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