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Tag Archives: Mallrats
Are Mall Rats Being Devoured By Cyber Cats?
I went to the mall today, Modern Philosophers, because it has always been my fantasy to be a cast member in a raunchy 1980s teen comedy. Okay, I lied. I actually went to the mall because I need new running … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged finance, Humor, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, malls, Modern Philosopher, money, online shopping, sarcasm, satire, Shopping
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Never Go Full Zombie
One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged friends, Humor, Mallrats, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, The Walking Dead, Tropic Thunder, writing, Zombies
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In Case The Easter Bunny Didn’t Bring You What You Desired…
Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I hope the Easter Bunny brought you a wonderful basket full of yummy treats. In case he didn’t, I’m posting this clip from Mallrats for you. Perhaps it will brighten up your day. If it doesn’t, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith, Mallrats, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire
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