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Tag Archives: Mallrats
I went to the mall today, Modern Philosophers, because it has always been my fantasy to be a cast member in a raunchy 1980s teen comedy. Okay, I lied. I actually went to the mall because I need new running … Continue reading
One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading
Well, it’s Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers, and while I just want to stay at The House on the Hill all morning in my Sleeping Toga and watch cartoons, certain responsibilities await. I knew I shouldn’t have been in such a … Continue reading
Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I hope the Easter Bunny brought you a wonderful basket full of yummy treats. In case he didn’t, I’m posting this clip from Mallrats for you. Perhaps it will brighten up your day. If it doesn’t, … Continue reading