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Tag Archives: Man in the Moon
Maine Werewolves Still Freaking Out From Blood Moon Eclipse
How many of you ventured outside to check out the lunar eclipse last night, Modern Philosophers? Did you think it was gorgeous? Did you marvel at the rare sight of the Blood Moon slowly vanishing from the sky as if … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blood moon, full moon, Humor, lunar eclipse, Maine, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, twitter, werewolves
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He Who Runs With Werewolves
I know I haven’t post much about running lately, Modern Philosophers, but I am about to make up for it with this post. As I reported earlier this month, The Man in the Moon kindly agreed to The All Hallows … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged full moon, Halloween, howling, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Man In The Moon Agrees To Go Wicked Full For Halloween
Werewolves all over Maine are howling with delight, Modern Philosophers, over the announcement that there will be a full moon for Halloween. Although there has already been an October full moon, there will now be a second one to provide … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged full moon, Halloween, howling, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Man In The Moon Sends Lovelorn Letter To NASA
This Modern Philosopher received a very pleasant surprise today when a dear old friend dropped by The House on the Hill to have a chat and catch up on things. My buddy, The Man in the Moon, has been missing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, love letter, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, moon landing, NASA, satire
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I See An Ugly Moon Rising: Post-Accident Photos & Reports
The Man in the Moon has been released from the hospital following yesterday’s book signing accident. The Modern Philosopher Plastic Surgeon Network was able to get us the first photos of the celebrity author, who refused to be interviewed upon … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bad Poetry, Book Signing, falling cows, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, Moon, Philosophy, plastic surgery, satire
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The Cow Fell Onto the Moon: Author Injured in Book Signing Mishap
This just in to the Modern Philosopher Newsroom: Celebrity author and friend of the Modern Philosopher Blog, The Man in the Moon, was injured this afternoon in a freak accident at a book signing in Austin, TX. The incident, at … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Accident, Book Signing, Celebrity Mishap, Comedy, Cow, hamburger, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, satire
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“A Cow Jumped Over Me!” — A Chat With The Man in the Moon
The Modern Philosopher Book Club got to sit down today with The Man in the Moon to discuss his new autobiography: “A Cow Jumped Over Me! The Many Faces of The Man in the Moon”. The book was “many … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bad Poetry, Book Review, Humor, Lunar, Man in the Moon, Moon, Philosophy, Ranting & Raving, Sarcasm, satire
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