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Tag Archives: Marines
Happy Memorial Day (Even If You’re Confused)
Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers! According to several tweets I’ve read this morning, people aren’t exactly clear about why we celebrate this holiday. While some folks are offended by their fellow Americans’ lack of information, I blame TV. Because no … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Air Force, Army, fallen heroes, honoring our heroes, Humor, Marines, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, Navy, sarcasm, satire
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Devils Say The Darnedest Things
I was sitting on the couch in the living room of The House on the Hill, drinking a Snapple and watching the Packers’ game, when my guest spoke. “I’ve never understood why people associated me with dogs,” The Devil informed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged anecdotes, cats, devil dogs, Humor, Marines, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Friday Night Think Tank: Veterans Day Edition
The Calendar Commission better not be playing a trick on me, Modern Philosophers. It really is Friday night, right? Man, has this been the longest week on record or what? Getting up early to run has made my days longer, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Dad, Deep Thoughts, Humor, Marines, Modern Philosopher, think tank, Veteran's Day, World War II
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