Tag Archives: Marriage

Missing Marriage Much?

Posted on April 30, 2022 by Austin

Someone was talking to me about a relationship issue the other day.  I wasn’t really listening, but then he put me on the spot by saying, “I bet you don’t miss being married”. I didn’t like that he simply assumed … Continue reading →

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Drag Me Down The Aisle

Posted on August 1, 2020 by Austin

Aaron and Holly sat across from each other on benches located on either side of the park’s once busy path.  It didn’t get as much use anymore, however, because people preferred to stay home and not deal with the pandemic … Continue reading →

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How Do You Know You’re In Love?

Posted on January 27, 2019 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to write about love and relationships. Unfortunately, there’s not much new to report on those topics in my personal life, other than that I finally gave in to my friend … Continue reading →

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Little White (Dress) Lies Hurt The Most

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Austin

It was twenty years ago today, Modern Philosophers, that Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play… Okay, this isn’t a post about The Beatles, but there could very well be a Lonely Hearts Club involved. Twenty years ago today, I … Continue reading →

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Which Fictional Character Would You Marry?

Posted on July 14, 2016 by Austin

I love me some fiction, Modern Philosophers. Sure, the truth might be stranger in some instances, but fiction is exponentially more entertaining pretty much all the time. My marriage was definitely one of those circumstances when truth outdid fiction in … Continue reading →

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And That’s Why California Is A Swing State

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Austin

Swingers is one of my all time favorite movies, Modern Philosophers, but sometimes, hearing the title of the flick sends shivers down my spine. I rarely talk about my marriage on the blog, and there are several reasons for that.  … Continue reading →

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Throwing Away Unhealthy Throwback Thursday Thoughts

Posted on June 11, 2015 by Austin

It’s Throwback Thursday, Modern Philosophers, and I almost got sucked into a tear in the space-time continuum that I desperately try to avoid each year. When you spend sixteen years of your life with someone, it’s difficult to stop thinking … Continue reading →

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Time Travels

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Austin

An interested party Asked me Today Why I’d gotten Divorced. The question Threw me Because I hadn’t Thought about That event In quite some time. I answered That it had been So long That I couldn’t Even remember The reason. … Continue reading →

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Man Infected By Bookworm Reads 212 Books In One Week

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Austin

Old Town’s Marty Frost had never been much of a reader until his wife dragged him to a rundown bookstore near the Canadian border last week.  Ever since that trip, Marty has not been able to stop reading. “He’s been … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: The Marriage Contract Edition

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and I thought we’d head out to the Think Tank early because I have a new idea I’d like to try tonight. If you read this blog regularly, you know that I’m a Hopeless Romantic.  … Continue reading →

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