Tag Archives: Martin Luther King Jr Day

I Had A Dream (It Was Pretty Weird)

Posted on January 16, 2017 by Austin

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day, Modern Philosophers! I celebrated it in typical Maine fashion by going to work.  Does it surprise you that an office open the day after Christmas would also be open today? Despite my having to … Continue reading →

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Snowstorm Makes Maine Even Whiter On MLK Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Austin

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! The title of this post was meant to grab your attention, Modern Philosophers, but it also speaks volumes about what is on my mind tonight. Maine’s lack of diversity is a very easy target … Continue reading →

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Snowmen Apologize For Their Seeming Lack Of Diversity

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Austin

Snowmen throughout Maine gathered today to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and to let the world know that while they all might be white on the outside, they definitely had an appreciation and understanding of diversity. “We all may … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Give Up On This Reformation

Posted on January 18, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you today about a great reformation which must take place in your country immediately! I assume that you answer letters from Ghosts, as your blog does focus on the role Otherworldly Beings play … Continue reading →

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Holiday Or Gollyday? Deep Thoughts On Martin Luther King, Jr Day

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Austin

One of the perks of being a writer, Modern Philosophers, is that you can make up words anytime you want just to fit your needs. You might think I’m joking, but I do it all the time, and when people … Continue reading →

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