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The Post Traumatic Snow Disorder epidemic is quickly spreading across Maine, Modern Philosophers. Today, emergency rooms, walk in care facilities, doctors’ offices, diners, and ice cream parlors were overflowing with Mainers who craved only two things: Vanilla ice cream and … Continue reading
Mr. Potato Head was in Maine today, Modern Philosophers, to film a Holiday Public Service Announcement. “Save a potato, eat more stuffing!” Mr. Potato Head shouted at this Modern Philosopher as we enjoyed a Snapple on the set. “That’s the … Continue reading