Tag Archives: Mayor McCheese

Is Joe Just “Biden” His Time?

Posted on August 6, 2015 by Austin

As the 200 or so Republican Presidential Candidates gather in Cleveland for tonight’s first debate, this Modern Philosopher met with his most trusted political advisers. The question that weighed most heavily on my mind was one that should be on … Continue reading →

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Grimace Asks For Your Prayers As He Prepares For Bariatric Surgery

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Austin

When Mayor McCheese visited The House on the Hill yesterday, he let me in on a secret that he asked me to share with you today, Modern Philosophers. The Mayor’s longtime friend, Grimace, is about to undergo Bariatric Surgery, and … Continue reading →

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Mayor McCheese To Do French Reality TV Series After Election Day Heartbreak

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Austin

The day after President Obama delivered his State of the Union Address, my favorite politician stopped by The House on the Hill to deliver his State of the McCheese. I hadn’t seen my good friend Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosophers, since … Continue reading →

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Zeus Admits To Lightning Strikes After Unexpected Election Results

Posted on November 10, 2014 by Austin

Gods usually avoid politics, Modern Philosophers, and for good reason. Yesterday, I sat down with Zeus, the Father of the Greek Gods and Campaign Manager for Mayor McCheese, to discuss the recent Maine Gubernatorial Election. Zeus’ candidate, despite having a … Continue reading →

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I Advise You That I’m Not Lovin’ It

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am a fellow Mainer, who was inspired by your blog to be one of the first people in line at my polling place on Election Day. I was ready for change.  It was time to get … Continue reading →

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Mayor McCheese Costumes Hottest Sellers In Maine As Election Day Approaches

Posted on October 18, 2014 by Austin

With both Halloween and Election Day on the horizon, Modern Philosophers, could Mainers be showing their political preferences with their Halloween costumes? According to figures supplied by the All Hallows Society, which oversees all aspects of Maine’s Halloween Season, sales … Continue reading →

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Nap Debate Might Be Swing Issue In Maine Gubernatorial Election

Posted on September 30, 2014 by Austin

The calendar turns to October tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, which means that Election Day is a lot closer than we realize. The Maine Gubernatorial Race has given us some very entertaining headlines, and spirited back and forth between the two main … Continue reading →

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Thinking Outside The Bun Has McCheese Leading Maine Gubernatorial Race

Posted on August 14, 2014 by Austin

Election Day is still three months away, but for the hardest working Otherworldly Being in Maine Politics, every day is the most important day of the campaign. Mayor McCheese thinks outside the bun, Modern Philosophers, and that is why he … Continue reading →

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As Maine Grills Heat Up, So Does Mayor McCheese’s Gubernatorial Campaign

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Austin

Spring has definitely sprung in Maine, Modern Philosophers! I know this because I can smell the delicious scent of barbecued meat wafting through the neighborhood.  No wonder my stomach is always rumbling! The sun has returned to my frostbitten state, … Continue reading →

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Mayor McCheese Refutes Allegations Of Cannibalism

Posted on March 10, 2014 by Austin

Election Day might still be eight months away, Modern Philosophers, but things sure are heating up (or sizzling???) in the Maine Gubernatorial Race. Today, challenger and frontrunner Mayor McCheese responded to allegations in a Penobscot County Courier article that referred … Continue reading →

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