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Tag Archives: McDonald’s
The Divorce Dating Dilemma
“I’m pretty sure my divorce lawyer is into me,” Eric announced out of the blue as he opened the carton on his tray and stared at the Big Mac contained within. Eric’s soon to be ex-wife had banned fast food … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged dating, dating after divorce, divorce, fiction, Humor, lawyers, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story
11 Comments
McDonald’s Embraces Its Heritage With New Irish Menu
McDonald’s stunned this Fast Food Nation today, Modern Philosophers, when the company announced it was completely changing its menu. Citing a desire to embrace its heritage, while also differentiating itself from the growing number of fast food burger chains across … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged boiled dinner, business, corned beef and cabbage, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Irish, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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McDonald’s To Remodel Maine Locations To Accommodate Giants
Mayor McCheese has made it clear that he plans on courting the Otherworldly Beings vote in the upcoming Maine Gubernatorial Election. Today, this Modern Philosopher was invited to a meeting with the candidate and Zeus, his Campaign Manager and Father … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged giants, Humor, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, satire, Zeus
14 Comments
Mayor McCheese to Run for Governor of Maine; Incumbent Vows to Eat Him Alive
In a move that stunned political pundits throughout the state, Mayor McCheese today announced his intention to seek the Democratic nomination in the 2014 Maine Gubernatorial Election. Incumbent Governor Paul LePage, whose approval ratings are almost as low as the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fast Food, Humor, Maine Elections, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosophers, political humor, Politics, satire
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Hamburglar Arrested On Parole Violation After Hanging Out With Mayor McCheese
The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Big Mac, Burger King, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosophers, Ronald McDonald, satire
19 Comments