Tag Archives: Memorial Day

Relax…It’s A Holiday

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday.  I’m just thrilled … Continue reading

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Holiday Weekend Induced Amnesia

There’s something both jarring and unsettling about hearing someone clear his throat when you are supposed to be the only one in the house. I looked up with a start to find The Devil staring at me from the entrance … Continue reading

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Happy Memorial Day (Even If You’re Confused)

Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers! According to several tweets I’ve read this morning, people aren’t exactly clear about why we celebrate this holiday. While some folks are offended by their fellow Americans’ lack of information, I blame TV.  Because no … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Memorial Day 2016

Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers! I always love a Monday that doesn’t feel like a Monday, and this is definitely one such day.  I got to sleep in, I don’t have to go to work, and there are some delicious … Continue reading

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It’s Always Monday In Hell

“Something seems a little off today,” The Devil announced as he reached for another Snapple from the cooler. “Maybe it’s because you wore a purple suit and look like The Joker,” I quipped as I took a bite of my … Continue reading

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Incredibly Horrible Dating Tips

Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Modern Philosophers! As you know, Memorial Day is the unofficial start of Summer, which means it is also the unofficial start of the Summer Dating Season. I really enjoying writing Dating Tips posts because the Hopeless … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 5/23/16

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the snowmen are finally melting!  Yes, it looks like Spring has invaded Maine in full force and banished the evil Winter despot Snow Miser from our borders. … Continue reading

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