Tag Archives: Memorial Day

Headless Horseman In Maine To Film PSA On Motorcycle Helmet Safety

Memorial Day is the unofficial start of Summer, Modern Philosophers.  This means many more motorcycles will be out on the roads as riders seek to take advantage of the warmer weather and safer road conditions. Every year, there are numerous … Continue reading

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Maine Weatherman Fired For Joking About Snow In Memorial Day Forecast

Maine weatherman Sonny von Blooschi made a rookie mistake during last night’s weather report on the 11:00 News, and today, he paid for it with his job. The incident occurred on WART-TV 6’s highly rated Nighttime Newscast, when von Blooschi, … Continue reading

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Ghosts of Maine Veterans March in Bangor’s Memorial Day Parade

In a moving tribute that could only take place in Maine, the Bangor Memorial Day Parade brought tears to the eyes of its spectators when the Ghosts of Maine Veterans marched along with the living. Ghosts hailing from as far … Continue reading

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Maine Vegans Endorse Mayor McCheese For Governor

Memorial Day Weekend just became much more memorable for Mayor McCheese, the frontrunner to challenge Governor Paul LePage in the upcoming Maine Gubernatorial Election. The Maine Vegan Partnership (MVP) announced that it would endorse Candidate McCheese, and promised the full … Continue reading

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Pope Francis To Host Memorial Day Softball Tournament At The Vatican

Pope Francis is really living up to his reputation as The Pope who enjoys his holidays.  The world is still talking about the massive Vatican Easter Egg Hunt planned by Dan Brown, and the Swiss Guards continue to find once … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Memorial Day Edition

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and the long weekend awaits.  Before we head off to enjoy our holiday weekend, however, we need to convene for our weekly Think Tank meeting. For those new to the blog, The Think Tank is … Continue reading

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