Tag Archives: mental health

Always Happy When It Rains

Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep.  … Continue reading

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A Day Of Rest From Anxiety

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, Modern Philosophers, but I’m not sure from what I’m supposed to be resting if I’m currently out of work and supposed to be staying home all day. And then I had … Continue reading

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Rename The Rooms Of Your House To Fight Cabin Fever

There was some recent polling done at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, and residents were asked if they were slowly descending into madness from being isolated due to the Coronavirus outbreak. A startling 100% of respondents answered in … Continue reading

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Social Distancing Doesn’t Have To Mean Antisocial

As much as I embrace all the perks of the Introvert Lifestyle, Modern Philosophers, I know it is not for everyone.  This time of extended social distancing brought about by the spread of the Coronavirus must be difficult for those … Continue reading

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Trump Is Leading Cause Of Depression In Americans

According to a new report, President Trump is now the leading cause of depression in Americans, Modern Philosophers The study, released by the Department Utilizing Statistics and Tables (DUST), revealed that Trump caused depression in more Americans than the next … Continue reading

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Clearing The Fog In My Mind

We all fall into funks at one time or another, Modern Philosophers, but not necessarily for the same reasons. Mine are usually related to one of three things: My inability to support myself as a full time writer. My frustration … Continue reading

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Running To Stand Still

It’s snowing again, Modern Philosophers, and what really bothers me about that weather update is that I’m reporting it to you on April 6. Snow on April 6? It’s just not right. Of course, it fits in just perfectly with … Continue reading

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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The Shrieking Smoke Detector Dumpster Massacre

Last weekend will go down in the history books, Modern Philosophers, as one of those many times that I very nearly lost my mind. After an exhausting week, all I wanted to do was relax. But my stomach wanted no … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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