Tag Archives: mental health

Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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The Shrieking Smoke Detector Dumpster Massacre

Last weekend will go down in the history books, Modern Philosophers, as one of those many times that I very nearly lost my mind. After an exhausting week, all I wanted to do was relax. But my stomach wanted no … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!

Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today.  There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading

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The Creatures Are Comforting

Something strange happened today, Modern Philosophers, which shouldn’t come as a surprise given that this is Maine and I seem to be a conduit for weirdness. It was a long, stressful day at work.  It was incredibly hot, and by … Continue reading

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How To Survive The Grieving Process

It has been a rough week at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna went to her new home in Kitty Heaven. As I live alone and don’t have a special someone, I’ve basically been on my … Continue reading

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Defusing The Stress Bomb

There was a bomb scare at The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. Luckily for me, I have some experience in this area and a bomb squad suit always at the ready. As of this writing, the stress bomb … Continue reading

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