Tag Archives: mental health

Let’s Not Sweat The Small Stuff

I really can’t afford to sweat the small stuff, Modern Philosophers, because I already sweat profusely from my runs, which keep getting longer and sweatier every day. I will be the first to admit that I’ve never been good at … Continue reading

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When The Words Won’t Come Out

It has been ridiculously quiet on the blog this week, Modern Philosophers, and I hope at some of you noticed. While the stats tell me I have over 17,000 followers, I accept that there’s really only about a dozen of … Continue reading

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Your Mental Great Escape

I haven’t been this happy to greet Friday night’s arrival in quite some time, Modern Philosophers. To call this the Week From Hell would not only be selling it short, but would probably also deeply offend my regular Sunday house … Continue reading

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Run From What Ails You

I was misinformed, Modern Philosophers, and I wish to lodge an official protest! So many people have told me over the course of my life that you can’t run from your problems.  But recent research has proven this to be … Continue reading

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The Downpour

Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading

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What If Life Just Sucks?

I was flipping through the radio stations on the drive to work this morning, Modern Philosophers, when I came across the song “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”. Something about the tune rubbed me the wrong way, so I turned off the … Continue reading

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An Introvert’s Christmas Wish

I wish I could wake up on Christmas morning next to my special someone and hear her say, “Merry Christmas, Austin.  I love you.” I wish we could walk hand in hand down to the living room to discover the … Continue reading

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