Tag Archives: Mermaids

Study Links Mermaid Sightings To Higher Inebriation Levels

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Austin

Scientists from the University of Maine at Rockland’s prestigious Mythical Maritime Creatures Department have released a study that proves that people report more Mermaid sightings when they are inebriated. The study, which was conducted from Memorial Day Weekend through the … Continue reading →

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Vacation Post: Best Swimming Lesson Ever

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Austin

Happy Thursday, Modern Philosophers!  At least I think it’s Thursday.  I’ve lost track of the day of the week while I’ve been enjoying my vacation.  I hope you have all been on your best behavior and treating the Guest Bloggers … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts on a Steep Roof: A Gargoyle’s Love Story

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Austin

The holidays can bring out the full spectrum of emotions.  Yesterday, I was ready to put on my Santa Claus suit and spread good cheer to the entire world.  Today, I feel a bit like the grinch after a horrible … Continue reading →

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