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Tag Archives: Merry Christmas!
Happy Winter Solstice, Modern Philosophers! The shortest day of the year is upon us, which means things are only going to look up from here. We’re also on Day 82 of the 182 Days of Terror, aka Winter in Maine, … Continue reading
I had the craziest dream last night, Modern Philosophers. Only now, I’m not sure it was a dream. I remained under the covers for hours this morning, replaying it in my head and thinking more and more that rather than … Continue reading
The interns won’t stop pestering me about finding my Christmas Spirit, Modern Philosophers. I’d like to fire them all to get them out of my hair, but free help is so hard to find. The one with all the freckles … Continue reading
I was knocking giant icicles off the roof, Modern Philosophers, and made a decision. Now that Thanksgiving dinner has been properly digested, and the holiday has been given a proper day to pass out of our systems, I say we … Continue reading
Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As has become a Christmas tradition at The House on the Hill, I awakened to discover no presents waiting for me. I’ve gotten used to this scenario over the years, but it doesn’t make it sting … Continue reading
‘Twas a week before Christmas at The House on the Hill, Despite all the snow, I’ve been out running still. I’ve been driving quite often, on snow covered roads, And somehow my head has yet to explode! I know I … Continue reading
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He know when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!” I helped up a finger to indicate that I needed a minute. I didn’t want … Continue reading
I wish I could wake up on Christmas morning next to my special someone and hear her say, “Merry Christmas, Austin. I love you.” I wish we could walk hand in hand down to the living room to discover the … Continue reading
Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas morning, and awakened to find that Santa Claus had paid you a visit. There’s nothing for me to unwrap on Christmas morning, so I was hoping that you would … Continue reading