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Pope Declares Governor LePage’s Victory A Modern Miracle

Pope Francis today declared Maine Governor Paul LePage’s Election Day victory to be a modern miracle. “I don’t throw around the term ‘miracle’ lightly, Austin,” The Holy Father explained to this Modern Philosopher via Skype.  “However, I can find no … Continue reading

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The Jets Drive The Devil To Hot Cocoa And Mittens

I don’t know what surprised me more: that The Devil was wearing a scarf and mittens, or that he was sipping hot cocoa rather than his usual Snapple as he sat on my couch and watched the football game. “I … Continue reading

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