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Tag Archives: miracles
Pope Declares Governor LePage’s Victory A Modern Miracle
Pope Francis today declared Maine Governor Paul LePage’s Election Day victory to be a modern miracle. “I don’t throw around the term ‘miracle’ lightly, Austin,” The Holy Father explained to this Modern Philosopher via Skype. “However, I can find no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Election Day, Governor LePage, Humor, Maine politics, miracles, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire
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The Jets Drive The Devil To Hot Cocoa And Mittens
I don’t know what surprised me more: that The Devil was wearing a scarf and mittens, or that he was sipping hot cocoa rather than his usual Snapple as he sat on my couch and watched the football game. “I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Devil, Football, Hell freezes over, Humor, miracles, Modern Philosopher, NY Jets, Sarcasm, satire, Sports
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