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Tag Archives: Modern Philiospher
Pray The Ice Can’t Climb
I had a very intriguing Deep Thought during my run this morning, Modern Philosophers. I’m very thankful that ice hasn’t evolved to a point where it can climb stairs. Look at this photo. All the giant chunks of ice in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged evolution, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philiospher, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
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Smile Even When The Fish Are Fake
One thing I’ve noticed during this pandemic, Modern Philosophers, is that I have mood swings much more frequently. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Back in the old days, when life was normal, I often had a grumpy bastard … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged aquarium, coronavirus, Covid 19, fish, Humor, Modern Philiospher, mood swings, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, under the sea
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In Your Hellish Eyes
I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers. There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philiospher, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Forever Single
“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. He did not even glance up … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philiospher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, the single life
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After Dinner Mints: That God Awful Gurgle
The day got off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I was up bright and early to get in a run before work. It was an overcast morning, which was excellent weather for leaving little pools of sweat along … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged exercise, gurgle, Humor, life, Modern Philiospher, running, sarcasm, satire, Sick, stomach pains, work
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