Tag Archives: Modern Philiospher

Pray The Ice Can’t Climb

Posted on March 20, 2021 by Austin

I had a very intriguing Deep Thought during my run this morning, Modern Philosophers. I’m very thankful that ice hasn’t evolved to a point where it can climb stairs. Look at this photo.  All the giant chunks of ice in … Continue reading →

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Smile Even When The Fish Are Fake

Posted on August 2, 2020 by Austin

One thing I’ve noticed during this pandemic, Modern Philosophers, is that I have mood swings much more frequently. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Back in the old days, when life was normal, I often had a grumpy bastard … Continue reading →

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In Your Hellish Eyes

Posted on August 25, 2019 by Austin

I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers.  There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading →

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Forever Single

Posted on April 22, 2018 by Austin

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading →

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After Dinner Mints: That God Awful Gurgle

Posted on May 24, 2016 by Austin

The day got off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I was up bright and early to get in a run before work.  It was an overcast morning, which was excellent weather for leaving little pools of sweat along … Continue reading →

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