Tag Archives: Modern Philiospher

In Your Hellish Eyes

I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers.  There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading

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Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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After Dinner Mints: That God Awful Gurgle

The day got off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I was up bright and early to get in a run before work.  It was an overcast morning, which was excellent weather for leaving little pools of sweat along … Continue reading

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Milford Woman To Be A Princess After Finally Kissing The Right Frog

Upon upon a time, in a magical place called Milford, Maine, there lived an adorable little girl named Rochelle Green.  Rochelle loved fairy tales and magic almost as much as she loved hunting for frogs. She was fairly certain that … Continue reading

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