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Tag Archives: Modern Philosopher
He Shall Wear A Crown Of Ice
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Heat Miser has been making a real nuisance of himself this weekend, Modern Philosophers. Usually, it’s Snow Miser causing my life to be miserable, but he has apparently tagged in the evil red … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Heat Miser, heat wave, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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It All Started With The Big Bang
As you might have already figured out, Modern Philosophers, being a writer for a late night TV show has a lot of perks. There’s fame, fortune, celebrity, and getting to cut to the front of the line at the grocery … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Big Bang Theory, The Nite Show, TV, writing
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On The Waterfront
I decided to change things up a little on my morning run, Modern Philosophers. After all, I’d just made a major change to how I spend my work day, so why not keep the ball rolling, and try change one … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Penobscot River, running, sarcasm, satire, wellness
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Life Is Sweaty
Life is sweaty, Modern Philosophers, and I urge you to wear that sweat like a stinky badge of honor! Personal wellness is important. If you are healthy and fit, you will be around longer to enjoy the fun things in … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, sweat, wellness
16 Comments
The Sock Loss Fiasco
I made a major change in my life recently, Modern Philosophers. I bought a new dryer. I know. That is a huge step, and while it has been difficult to process, I think I can finally bring myself to blog … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged dealing with stress, doing laundry, Humor, life, missing socks, Modern Philosopher, observational humor, sarcasm, satire, search party
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Advice I Wish I’d Been Given
One of my good friends turns thirty today, Modern Philosophers. Understandably, she is upset because society has led her to believe that turning thirty is a bad thing. I beg to differ. As she was lamenting hitting this milestone, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, growing up, Humor, life, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, turning thirty
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