Tag Archives: Modern Philosopher

Still Human! Surviving The Winter Outbreak

Posted on January 19, 2019 by

It’s not very often, Modern Philosophers, that the first thing I do upon waking is to check to make sure I’m still human. But that’s exactly what I did every morning this week. You see, I’d never been this sick.  … Continue reading →

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The Single Guy’s Guide To Being Sick

Posted on January 13, 2019 by

One of the few, if not only, perks of being sick, Modern Philosophers, is having someone take care of you. When you’re single, though, you don’t even get that.  So falling ill is a real annoyance, and can be a … Continue reading →

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Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border

Posted on January 12, 2019 by

“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading →

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Appeasing My Inner Monk

Posted on January 6, 2019 by

I normally don’t like being alone on my birthday, Modern Philosophers, but this year, I thought I’d change it up a little. I’m appeasing my inner monk. While I’m not wearing a brown hooded robe and spending the day in … Continue reading →

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What Is The Perfect Birthday Cake?

Posted on January 5, 2019 by

Tomorrow is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d pose a very important philosophical question: What is the perfect birthday cake? Unfortunately, no one has asked me this question recently, which leads me to believe I’ll be on my … Continue reading →

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Shoveling In The New Year

Posted on January 1, 2019 by

Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! Regular readers of this blog know that I don’t make a fuss about New Year’s resolutions, or believe that hanging a new calendar means we get a fresh start. Speaking of new calendars, though, I … Continue reading →

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Be A Jim, Not A Michael

Posted on December 31, 2018 by

The universe is always trying to teach us, Modern Philosophers. We just have to keep our minds open to the lessons it is sending our way. New Year’s Eve is a perfect time to sit back and reflect on life.  … Continue reading →

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