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Tag Archives: Monday
The Accidental Runner
I accidentally went for a run this morning, Modern Philosophers. How does something like that happen? Well, I definitely blame the fact that it was Monday. I mean, when’s the last time anything went exactly as planned on the first … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, gaining self-confidence, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, weight loss
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Surviving Monday
Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged advice, coping skills, everyone hates Monday, Humor, life hacks, Madam Secretary, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire
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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious
I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged blogging, Easter Candy, exercise, exhausted, fitness challenge, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire
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The Joy of Working the Day After Christmas
I don’t like working, Modern Philosophers, and I certainly don’t like working on Mondays. So imagine how I felt about having to go to work on the Monday after Christmas! I don’t even think I’m exaggerating when I say that … Continue reading
Monday Night Eggnog Society: 11-28-16
I think it’s time to admit, Modern Philosophers, that the Monday Morning Coffee Club is dead. I’ve tried to keep it alive via late night Monday posts, but it’s just not the same. No one wants coffee and Deep Thoughts … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas spirit, eggnog, Humor, joy, merry, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire
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Not Today, Snow Miser!
Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Monday, poem, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, Thanksgiving, winter
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 10/17/16
All you really want to know about this Monday, Modern Philosophers, is that it’s nice enough outside for me to be writing out on the porch after work. What a gorgeous day when just last week, I had the heat … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged coffee, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Pizza, Politics, sarcasm, satire, weather, writing
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