Tag Archives: Monday

Driving With My Head In The Clouds

Posted on July 13, 2020 by Austin

It was a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, which means I returned to The House on the Hill beaten and exhausted after a long day in the trenches. Rather than just wallow in my basement bunker as I wondered why people … Continue reading →

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Even Vacations Have Mondays

Posted on August 27, 2018 by Austin

I stayed up late last night watching the Yankees game, Modern Philosophers, because I am on vacation and didn’t have to get up early to heed Monday’s call. I don’t run on Mondays, so my only obligation was to be … Continue reading →

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Monday Run Day

Posted on April 9, 2018 by Austin

I never run on Mondays, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always thought that was just a personal choice, but now I’m starting to wonder if down deep it’s some sort of deep rooted religious belief pounded into my head at a very … Continue reading →

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Free Food Always Helps

Posted on November 13, 2017 by Austin

I don’t know what day of the week it is where you are, Modern Philosophers, but it is definitely Monday here. And it wasn’t one of those good Mondays, either. If those mythical creatures even exist. It was 20 degrees … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Vacation 2017

Posted on August 28, 2017 by Austin

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers! We haven’t had a Coffee Club gathering in months, so I thought I’d call a meeting now that I’m on vacation and have plenty of time to chat. I still don’t drink coffee, but the interns … Continue reading →

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The Accidental Runner

Posted on July 31, 2017 by Austin

I accidentally went for a run this morning, Modern Philosophers. How does something like that happen?  Well, I definitely blame the fact that it was Monday.  I mean, when’s the last time anything went exactly as planned on the first … Continue reading →

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Surviving Monday

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Austin

Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading →

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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Austin

I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading →

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Not Today, Snow Miser!

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Austin

Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 10/17/16

Posted on October 17, 2016 by Austin

All you really want to know about this Monday, Modern Philosophers, is that it’s nice enough outside for me to be writing out on the porch after work. What a gorgeous day when just last week, I had the heat … Continue reading →

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