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Tag Archives: Monday
Driving With My Head In The Clouds
It was a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, which means I returned to The House on the Hill beaten and exhausted after a long day in the trenches. Rather than just wallow in my basement bunker as I wondered why people … Continue reading
Monday Run Day
I never run on Mondays, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always thought that was just a personal choice, but now I’m starting to wonder if down deep it’s some sort of deep rooted religious belief pounded into my head at a very … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged breaking routine, Fitness, health, Humor, job interview, Modern Philosopher, Monday, new beginnings, running, sarcasm, satire
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Free Food Always Helps
I don’t know what day of the week it is where you are, Modern Philosophers, but it is definitely Monday here. And it wasn’t one of those good Mondays, either. If those mythical creatures even exist. It was 20 degrees … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged comfort food, dealing with stress, free food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, raising morale, sarcasm, satire, the rising cost of healthcare, work humor
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The Accidental Runner
I accidentally went for a run this morning, Modern Philosophers. How does something like that happen? Well, I definitely blame the fact that it was Monday. I mean, when’s the last time anything went exactly as planned on the first … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, gaining self-confidence, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, weight loss
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Surviving Monday
Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged advice, coping skills, everyone hates Monday, Humor, life hacks, Madam Secretary, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire
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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious
I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged blogging, Easter Candy, exercise, exhausted, fitness challenge, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire
15 Comments
Not Today, Snow Miser!
Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Monday, poem, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, Thanksgiving, winter
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It’s Always Monday In Hell
“Something seems a little off today,” The Devil announced as he reached for another Snapple from the cooler. “Maybe it’s because you wore a purple suit and look like The Joker,” I quipped as I took a bite of my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged fiction, hell, Humor, Mad Men, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?
I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, history, holiday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Pilgrims, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thursday
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Dear Diary, I Am A Loser At Love
Dear Diary, As you know, today is October 19, the Love Kryptonite of all days on the calendar. I am well aware that the sway this day holds over me is entirely of my creation. Sure, it’s my former wedding … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged diary, divorce, Humor, life, loser, Love, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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