Tag Archives: Monday

Driving With My Head In The Clouds

Posted on July 13, 2020 by Austin

It was a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, which means I returned to The House on the Hill beaten and exhausted after a long day in the trenches. Rather than just wallow in my basement bunker as I wondered why people … Continue reading →

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Monday Run Day

Posted on April 9, 2018 by Austin

I never run on Mondays, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always thought that was just a personal choice, but now I’m starting to wonder if down deep it’s some sort of deep rooted religious belief pounded into my head at a very … Continue reading →

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Free Food Always Helps

Posted on November 13, 2017 by Austin

I don’t know what day of the week it is where you are, Modern Philosophers, but it is definitely Monday here. And it wasn’t one of those good Mondays, either. If those mythical creatures even exist. It was 20 degrees … Continue reading →

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The Accidental Runner

Posted on July 31, 2017 by Austin

I accidentally went for a run this morning, Modern Philosophers. How does something like that happen?  Well, I definitely blame the fact that it was Monday.  I mean, when’s the last time anything went exactly as planned on the first … Continue reading →

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Surviving Monday

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Austin

Recent studies show, Modern Philosophers, that Monday is the least favorite day of the week. By “recent studies”, I, of course, mean a quick show of hands by all the interns and blog groupies hanging out at The House on … Continue reading →

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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Austin

I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading →

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Not Today, Snow Miser!

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Austin

Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading →

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It’s Always Monday In Hell

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Austin

“Something seems a little off today,” The Devil announced as he reached for another Snapple from the cooler. “Maybe it’s because you wore a purple suit and look like The Joker,” I quipped as I took a bite of my … Continue reading →

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Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading →

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Dear Diary, I Am A Loser At Love

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Austin

Dear Diary, As you know, today is October 19, the Love Kryptonite of all days on the calendar. I am well aware that the sway this day holds over me is entirely of my creation.  Sure, it’s my former wedding … Continue reading →

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