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Tag Archives: money
Sleep, You Glorious Bastard!
I didn’t roll out of bed until 8:45 this morning, Modern Philosophers. And it was simply glorious. With all the overtime I’ve put in lately, this is the latest I’ve slept in ages. To give you a little perspective, on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged finances, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, money, overtime, sarcasm, satire, sleep, work
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I Want My $300!
I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading
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Tagged Better Off Dead, finances, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, money, MTV, NYU, sarcasm, satire, work
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Man vs Tummy vs Wallet
It’s Friday night of a long weekend, Modern Philosophers, and I’m throwing open the doors of the Think Tank for a wild weekend of Deep Thoughts and relaxation. As you know, I’ve been working an insane amount of hours lately, … Continue reading
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Tagged great debate, Humor, life, mental health, Modern Philosopher, money, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, stomach issues, work
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What’s Your Breaking Point?
How far can you push yourself before you reach your breaking point, Modern Philosophers? Just a simple philosophical question to sink your Deep Thoughts into on this sweltering Summer night. To be honest, I have neither the energy, nor the … Continue reading
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Tagged breaking point, exhaustion, Humor, limits, Modern Philosopher, money, overtime, sarcasm, satire, Stephen King, work
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Friday Night Think Tank: Show Me The Money
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been a busy night at The House on the Hill. I have a new post on The Good Men Project tonight, and I’ve been working on promoting it, while also talking to another site about … Continue reading
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Tagged finances, Humor, income tax, IRS, life, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, saving for a rainy day, tax refund
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I Caught The Tax Man Checking Out My Assets
Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I created to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, that I work very hard at my craft, and that being a writer is awesome! Writer’s … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Humor, income tax, IRS, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, Taxes, Writer's Day
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