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The Attack Of The Flying Monkey Boy

I need to establish, right from the very beginning, Modern Philosophers, that I rarely frequent Monkey Bars. They smell horrible (even more so in the Summer), the Flying Monkeys who frequent them are quite rowdy once they’ve had a few … Continue reading

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Maine Closes All Monkey Bars After Another Drunken Flying Monkey Brawl

Six Flying Monkeys, two gorillas, an ape and a chimpanzee go into a bar… I know that sounds like the start of an awesome joke, Modern Philosophers, but it’s actually the beginning of a report filed by the Portland Police … Continue reading

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