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Tag Archives: monologue jokes
A Novel Distraction: The Nite Show Is Back!
Querying agents and trying to get a novel published can be demoralizing, depressing, and frustrating, Modern Philosophers. And trust me, there are way more words than those three that I could use to describe the process. It’s important to have … Continue reading
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Tagged Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, query letters, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing, writing for TV
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Monologue Rejects For A CDC Rock Star
We all have an inner fanboy or fangirl that’s just dying to get out and meet that one person we think of as a total rock star, Modern Philosophers. It might be one of the few things that all humans … Continue reading
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Tagged CDC, Danny Cashman, Dr Nirav Shah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
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Sunrise, Sunset
Yesterday was a very long day, Modern Philosophers. It started off with a morning run, during which I got to witness the gorgeous sunrise depicted in this photo. After that, it was off to my desk job, which was busy … Continue reading
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Tagged Danny Cashman, Gracie Theatre, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing
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Jokes Not Ready For Late Night (Holiday Edition)
Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers! Holiday specials are showing up on every channel, and last night, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired its Christmas episode. I write monologue jokes for the show, and every taping, I turn in … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged Christmas, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, sarcasm, satire, television, The Nite Show, writing
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Jokes Not Worthy Of Late Night
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, which means some of my monologue jokes made it onto your television. The truth is, I write dozens of jokes for every show, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, sarcasm, satire, Sunday rejects, The Nite Show, TV, writing
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The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects
It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Election Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Veteran's Day, writing
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Sick and Twisted Humor
I have been sick the last few days, Modern Philosophers. I was going to write that I felt like $%^&, but this is a family friendly blog, and the truth of the matter is that while I have been under … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged being sick, coughing, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, runny nose, sarcasm, satire, sneezing, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, working on a novel
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20 Years Of Nite Show Fun
Sorry that there’s been nothing new on the blog for the last few days, Modern Philosophers, but I was busy writing monologue jokes for tonight’s historic taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. Was the taping historic because this … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged 20th anniversary, Danny Cashman, Humor, late night TV, Maine, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing for television
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The Nite Show…Now With Rockets!
I am absolutely exhausted today, Modern Philosophers. Yesterday, I put in an eight hour day at the office job, and then headed over to The Gracie for last night’s taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. It makes for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged behind the scenes, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, NESCOM, sarcasm, satire, television, The Nite Show, writing for TV
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Road Trip!
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’m off from the desk job today because The Nite Show is going on a road trip! Today, Danny is taking our ragtag troupe of late night rebels to southern Maine for a taping in Westbrook. … Continue reading