Tag Archives: Monsters

Bride Of Frankenstein Files For Divorce; Wants Her Own Name & A New Hairstyle

The Bride of Frankenstein today filed for divorce from her long time husband, Frankenstein’s Monster, citing irreconcilable differences.  The couple has been estranged since Valentine’s Day, and the Bride has kept a low profile at the their Kennebunkport estate since … Continue reading

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Bangor City Council Denies Dr. Frankenstein’s Request To Build His New Lab Next To All Soul’s Cemetery

The Bangor City Council today voted unanimously to deny Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s request to build his new state of the art laboratory on the abandoned lot next to All Soul’s Cemetery.  The lot, which has long sat empty, has been … Continue reading

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